Dr. Drew Thinks The Cast Of “Jersey Shore” Needs Professional Help

Dr. Drew thinks the “guidos and guidettes” of the season’s biggest reality cyclone — MTV’s Jersey Shore — could benefit from a bit of “professional help.”

(Gee Doc, tell us something we don’t know….)

And he’s not talking about the kind of treatment that’s often characterized by patients lounging on a sofa in the cozy quaintness of some shrink’s office up on Fifth Avenue. The television addiction specialist with an opinion on almost everything tosses around words like abuse, alcoholism, and sex addiction when talking about the tanned-to-a-tangerine complected stars of The Shore.

In fact, Drew would love to get series spitfire Snooki, resident spinner Pauly D, and the rest of the gang one of his various VH1 programs (Celebrity Rehab, Sober House, Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew) before making a final diagnosis.