Well, what do you know? Joe Francis’ marriage to busty newscaster Christina McLarty lasted a whole five minutes longer than we originally expected.

Bravo!

Word on the Curb has it that sometime between Thanksgiving and the last full moon, Christina made the miraculous revelation that she’s married to a sleazy slimebag and dumped her porn purveyor beau flat.

Friends of the couple say the Girls Gone Wild founder even spent his holiday weekend sulking about the damaged state of his relationship with McLarty, who he wed in a civil ceremony in Mexico last fall.

“Joe Francis’ wife moved out, and they might be getting a divorce. He was talking about the details of the separation openly while at the Kardashian holiday party. Christina moved out a bit after Thanksgiving.”

Spokesfolks for Francis deny all rumors of marital strife.



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