Break out the earplugs, ‘Crunchers: Kate Gosselin is reality TV’s next Heidi Montag.
After proving that she has all the rhythm of a wet noodle with a disastrous turn on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, the Octomom/Best-Selling Author/Professional Ball Buster is eager to add “Pop Crooner” to her illustrious resume. The famous mom and her eight tots hope to release an album filled with some of the family’s favorite carols just in time for the holidays.
Kate — who will provide lead vocals, of course — is already shopping the idea to interested labels.
One record exec squeals: “Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children. She sees herself as a modern day Maria from ‘The Sound of Music,’ except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”