Dear God…Now there’s three of them!
Hurricane Charlie blew back into The TODAY Show Tuesday –and this time, he brought company; the two 24-year-old women who now live with him.
The scandal-scarred and drug-addled introduced them NBC News’ Jeff Rossen (This poor man!) to pornstar Rachel “The Rach” Oberlin (Who goes by the stage name Bree Olsen…) and model Natalie “Natty” Kenly. These busty lasses, who just happen to be younger than the 45-year-old’s recently-wed daughter Cassandra (25), are his new girlfriends.
Correction: They are his “goddesses.”
Please address them as such!
“They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends, the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart,” says Charlie’s who’s still hashing out the process of ditching his last ball and chain, fellow crackie Brooke Mueller. “It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”