Miley Cyrus Lingerie Shopping Spree $3K

Posing partially nude on the cover of a major magazine: Check

Pole-Dancing onstage at a children’s awards show: Check

Dropping three grand on lacy underpants: Check Check

A DUI bust is the only thing still standing between Miley Cyrus and her inevitable future as Lindsay Lohan 2.0! Word on the Curb has it that the once clean-cut Disney starlet, 17, recently dropped four figures on sexy undergarments during a lingerie shopping spree in Los Angeles. Billy Ray Cyrus is reportedly livid after learning that his Little Amateur Lap Dancer has been secretly investing in throngs and teddies — prompting speculation that her romance with Australian actor Liam Hemsworth is heating up.

A National Enquirer insider divulged: “Her dad Billy Ray is livid because he fears Miley’s behavior is going to cost her the wholesome ‘Hannah Montana’ audience that catapulted her sitcom. Those antics, plus the $3,000 that Miley recently spent on lingerie, prove she’s anxious to ditch her ‘Hannah Montana’ alter ego, sources say. ‘The lingerie she bought was more ‘Sex and the City’ than 17-year-old stuff….’”