Grand Piano – Magnolia – Blu-ray and DVD
Director: Eugenio Mira
Cast: Elijah Wood, John Cusack, Kerry Bishe, Tamsin Egerton, Allen Leech. Full cast + crew
When people say something is Hitchcockian, they’re usually not using the reference properly and simply describing a suspenseful thriller. Grand Piano is Hitchockian in the truer sense: It’s a meticulously crafted piece of filmmaking that’s wholly committed to a highly specific, somewhat outlandish premise. Elijah Wood plays a world-class pianist who takes the stage for a highly anticipated comeback performance, only to discover that if he fails to play the music precisely as it was written (a nearly impossible feat in this case), then a sniper hidden in the theater will open fire.
This is the kind of fun, brisk, inventive thriller you just don’t see major Hollywood studios getting behind anymore. Yes, it’s a ludicrous premise, but that’s kind of the point. Take something that’s a little insane and approach it from a very sane perspective and see what happens.
It also helps that Grand Piano is actually a pretty complex piece of filmmaking from a technical standpoint, which is why we highly recommend you check out the film’s special features to see how this film’s many, many moving pieces came together seamlessly.
Special Features: Nearly a dozen smaller videos that focus on various elements of the film, and though they’re short, they’re certainly worth watching because Grand Piano is a deceptively complex indie movie. In particular, the “Wayne’s Shot” segment shows how one of the film’s most impressive moments was put together– and you may never have even realized it was done the way it was without this explanation.
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