Review in a Hurry: Dear gods, it’s violent! Overblown spectacle Immortals plays fast and loose with Greek mythology in its muddled tale of warring mortals and vengeful gods. Audiences with a bloodlust can feast on all the carnage, but those hungry for some real emotion will be left… Continue reading Movie Review: Immortals Not Much More Than Bloody, Shirtless 3-D Battle Porn
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Review in a Hurry: Sadly, big-name vampires and superheroes like Alexander Skarsgård, James Marsden and Kate Bosworth can’t save this absolutely unnecessary remake from feeling like a forgettable Lifetime movie. A really bloody, vile Lifetime movie.… Continue reading Movie Review: Straw Dogs Remake Bloody and Blunt and So Not Necessary
We’ve got an action remake with a body count for the ages, a horror remake that actually gets it right, and a romance that spans across decades just to balance things out. As if that weren’t enough, you’ve even got a scratch-n-sniff movie to look forward to.
Definitely one of the more unusual weekend lineups we’ve had as of late, but go ahead… Continue reading Weekend Movie Preview: Bloody Barbarians, British Lovers, and Hunky Vamps
“Cats in Tanks” is a wickedly funny one-minute animated short film created by the editors of The Whitehouse Post. Just watch and see what terrible things happen when cats commandeer our nation’s military tanks. These cats aren’t one bit cute; they’re here to wipe out all of humanity. We must be prepared against this feline invasion…Watch and learn and get yourselves ready for the bloody Catocalypse!!