Antonio Sabato and his wife/fiancé Cheryl might very well be the first celebrity couple to cite Celebrity Wife Swap as the experience that shattered their lives. In last night’s episode, which should have been an older, down-to-earth pair reminding two very hot but OCD neat freaks to relax and enjoy their lives, we got a stunning reminder of how fast things can fall apart. The falcon cannot hear the falconer… Continue reading Celebrity Wife Swap: It's All Fun and Games 'Til Someone Loses a Wife
The Wife Swap franchise has traditionally mined for precious, precious conflict by matching families whose wives play opposite roles in their respective households. But as we learned in last night’s episode of Celebrity Wife Swap, there is no need to contrive conflict in the celebrity version. It will come as surely as the winter wind blows and the sun comes up in the morning.
This week, Dee Snider’s wife, Suzette, traded… Continue reading Celebrity Wife Swap: Flavor Flav vs. the Hyperactive Housewife
Pupating larval mass Donald Trump will probably not be the next U.S. president, but he’s still the most powerful, most gorgeous, most brilliant, and (duh) wealthiest A-hole in the known universe. As such, he attracts only la crème de la Z-list crème for The Celebrity Apprentice, the reality TV odyssey over which he presides annually on NBC. Which washed-up celebs will next yank a weave or stab an eye while… Continue reading Celebrity Apprentice: Meet the Latest Batch of Crazy Famous People!
What to watch on Tuesday, January 3…
While the days continue to be short, dark, and freezing (Los Angeles dipped into the 60s yesterday!), the TV is starting to come alive again with new episodes! Welcome back, new things!
8pm, CBSNCISAfter weeks of reruns, your aunt’s favorite procedural is finally back, and this week’s episode involves the murder of a navy commander. Hold on, let me verify that-yup, my wild guess was… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: Parenthood and the Premieres of Work It and Celebrity Wife Swap