The cameramen for Spike TV’s new reality show Coal, from Deadliest Catch‘s Thom Beers, are doing an undeniably good job documenting the lives of the miners who work Cobalt Coal in Big Sandy, W. Va. So good, in fact, that after viewing the first episode of the series, the federal Mine Safety and Health Administration and state Officer
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Review in a Hurry: This excruciatingly awful reimagining of the Nutcracker story, starring Elle Fanning (Dakota’s sis) as the lonely girl who frolics with a wooden soldier, should only be…