What to watch on Wednesday, December 7…
Aside from being cold, what are your evening plans? Might I suggest a selection of television shows to keep you company while you’re cold? Voila:
9pm, ABCModern FamilyIn “Express Christmas,” the various modern family members decide to celebrate Christmas early and immediately, so they all split up to carry out their various tasks: Mitchell, Alex, and Lily must find a tree; Gloria’s in charge of… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: Modern Family, Psych, and American Horror Story
SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY! Tonight’s episode, “Spooky Little Girl,” revealed two more deaths that occurred in the infamous “Murder House”: Elizabeth Short aka “The Black Dahlia” (Mena Suvari) and Constance’s boytoy Travis (Michael Graziadei). The ghostly presences in that house are starting to really multiply. Perhaps the… Continue reading ‘American Horror Story’: Ryan Murphy talks The Black Dahlia and whether Violet is alive…or dead — EXCLUSIVE
2011 has been one rotten year for horror films, and I for one am not happy about it!
Season of the Witch — Nicolas Cage swinging a sword. Not the best way to start the year.
The Rite — Someone out there is still making movies inspired by The Exorcist. It’s 2011, by the way.
The Roommate — Someone out there is still making movies inspired by Fatal Attraction… Continue reading 2011: A Chronological Breakdown of the Worst Horror Movie Year of All Time
What to watch on Wednesday, November 30…
As you finish knitting me my brand-new winter scarf, please enjoy the following programs, which you can listen to while focusing most of your attention on that scarf. Hurry, my neck is cold!
10pm, FXAmerican Horror StoryNow that AHS has answered tons of questions about what exactly is up with the Murder House and its various ghosts, it’s time to start barreling toward a (hopefully)… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: American Horror Story and the Premieres of I Hate My Teenage Daughter and The Exes
Whoops! Everyone is awful! Seriously, have you ever seen such a sustained display of unlikability in an hourlong drama? What happened, American Horror Story? Is there no one left to root for? “Rubber Man” was basically a parade of bad times, but it also provided answers to some burning questions we’ve had about the Murder House, its ghosts, and what they want with the living. But while it’s nice that… Continue reading American Horror Story: Awful Things For Awful People