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050 3m 09101r Milla Jovovich Blasts Studio Over Lack of Three Musketeers Publicity

Milla Jovovich took to Twitter this morning to slam Summit Entertainment over its lack of promotion for her new film ‘The Three Musketeers.’ “Are ‘Summit’ promoting it as a family adventure movie? Or are they resting on their laurels from ‘Twilight’ [and] making no effort? Let me know!” the actress tweeted Friday, the day ‘Musketeers’ opened nationwide. She accused the studio of sweeping the film under… Continue reading Milla Jovovich Blasts Studio Over Lack of 'Three Musketeers' Publicity

Review in a Hurry: When director Paul W.S. Anderson and Milla Jovovich try to get Resident Medieval, it’s all for nothing, nothing much for all. If you’re just looking for some elegant production design in subpar 3-D, it delivers that. But you can probably find a cheaper way… Continue reading Movie Review: The Three Musketeers Is All For Nothing, Nothing Much For All

‘The Three Musketeers’ Through the Years (Gallery) 

The newest version of Alexandre Dumas’ The Three Musketeers, opening on Friday, promises to be different than all the others that have come before. For one thing, it’s in 3D. For another, it’s directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, the master of the Resident Evil franchise, who cast his wife, Milla Jovovich, as Milady, reconfigured into a deadly assassin. And it features sky pirates!

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Far be it from us to look down on anyone who is really excited for ‘The Three Musketeers 3D,’ but — judging from the trailer — it appears safe to assume that this is one of those “turn your brain off” movies. To wit: underwater assassins, hand-cranked fire cannons and explosions, explosions, explosions! It’s been a few years since we’ve read Alexandre Dumas’ swashbuckling adventure, but we’re pretty sure it… Continue reading 'The Three Musketeers 3D' Was a Joke on 'The Simpsons' Twelve Years Ago

Barbie and the Three Musketeers

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It’s “All for One and One for All” as Barbie™ and her friends co-star in Barbie™ and The Three Musketeers! Join Barbie™ as Corinne™, a young country girl headed to Paris to pursue her big dream – to become a female musketeer! Never could she imagine she would meet three… Continue reading Barbie and the Three Musketeers