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The only truly shocking thing that could have happened at Comedy Central’s Roast of Roseanne is if no one came away deeply offended.

This, after all, is the woman who enraged an entire baseball stadium (and afterward, much of the country) two decades ago with her brutal performance of The Star-Spangled Banner, and she most recently… Continue reading Outrage Alert: The meanest, most corrossive jokes from Comedy Central’s ‘Roast of Roseanne’


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Here’s the Top 8 most brutal jokes from Charlie Sheen’s roast (at least, among those we can print):

1. “You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer

2. “If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The… Continue reading Charlie Sheen roast: The 8 meanest jokes

Well, you must hand it to Comedy Central. The network’s Roast Task Force was faced with the near-impossible—finding an honoree even more deserving of a brutal public shaming than last year’s Honorary Lizard of the Century, Donald Trump. And they’ve done it! Charlie Sheen will get the Comedy Central Roast treatment this year. Oh man. I would say “the jokes write themselves,” if most of the jokes hadn’t already been… Continue reading Help Write Some NSFW Charlie Sheen Jokes for His Comedy Central Roast

If the topic is gel, grenades, or tanning lotion in a bottle, he’s your guy. But when it comes to comedy, Jersey Shore’s multimillion-dollar man leaves much to be desired. […]

Let’s get ready to roast! Bad hair jokes and barbs about bankruptcy will fly when real estate magnate Donald Trump gets in The Hot Seat for Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump. “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody […] Continue reading Donald Trump Comedy Central Roast Victim 2011!