Alright, who’s up for an evening of roast-chicken dinner and sword fighting at Medieval Times? Anyone? Anyone? Okay, I understand. No, really, don’t worry about it! Here are the winners from yesterday’s contest:
From Arch_Angel88:George: “I must vanquish this abominable Giant!”Jonathan: (shouting in the distance) “No! George, you’re high. That’s just the Windmill Hotel.”
From mwgaines:It is I, Pot-quixote, the Man of La-Munchies!
From StanleyStutters:“Wait a minute, this isn’t Game of Thrones Season… Continue reading Open Caption: Sons of Anarchy
What to watch on Tuesday, November 8…
We all know that you were kicked out of the NBA for gaining 170 pounds during the off-season and you’ve spent much of your time since then dwelling on past regrets. But now is your chance to get yourself back on the path to winning by… Uh, watching TV! Specifically these items:
8pm, FOXGleeIt’s here, the much anticipated (?) virginity-losin’ episode! In “The First Time,”… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: Glee, Parenthood, and Sons of Anarchy
What to watch on Tuesday, October 11…
Someone must’ve taken their finger out of the dyke because new shows continue to FLOOD in!
SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, ABCLast Man StandingAll your letter-writing campaigns and online petitions have finally paid off! Tonight Tim Allen returns to primetime with a refreshing new take on Home Improvement: DAUGHTERS. In tonight’s premiere, manly man Mike Baxter (Tim Allen) accidentally becomes an internet celebrity when his YouTube rant… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: Parenthood, Sons of Anarchy, and Tim Allen's Last Man Standing
What to watch on Tuesday, October 4…
The weeknight train rolls ever onward, delivering another trolley-ful of TV goodness. (Not sure what any of that means.) Hey look, there are new things on television tonight!
8pm, FOXGleeWhen Mike earns an A- (a.k.a. an “Asian F”), his parents step in and threaten his Glee club commitments. Also Brittany’s campaign for class president shifts into gear and Mercedes challenges Rachel for the lead in… Continue reading What to Watch Tonight: New Girl, Sons of Anarchy, and the Premiere of Onion News Network