Usually, when writing about a new movie, it’s customary to provide a plot summary and any other important information at the top of your piece. When talking about this weekend’s ‘The Thing,’ however… eh, what’s the point? If you’re really interested in seeing ‘The Thing,’ you can stay in this weekend and watch it on DVD; it was made in 1982 by John Carpenter (itself an entirely radical new interpretation… Continue reading Why 'The Thing' Is Everything Wrong With Modern Hollywood
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October 12, 2011
The day after the interviews
October 5, 2011
All you really need to know about Charlie’s Angels, ABC’s remake of the sexy ’70s private-eye drama, is that the ladies make a major break in a case when they find a safe full of secrets under a kitty litter box. Unfortunately, sifting through all the crap this show shovels into your eyes won’t reward you with any such treasure. Charlie’s Angels is bad.
There was real potential here to camp… Continue reading Charlie's Angels: This Thing Is THE WORST