Urkel Actor Jaleel White Cleared Of Attacking Baby Mama’s Implants

He did not do that!

Jaleel White, best known for his portrayal of über-geek Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom Family Matters, has been cleared of domestic abuse charges.

Police in Los Angeles say there is not enough evidence to charge White, 33, with punching ex-girlfriend Bridget Hardy in one of her breast implants in front of their infant daughter during a dispute last month, TMZ reported Thursday.

In a police report lodged last week, Hardy claimed the alleged incident occured as the trio were traveling car on Pacific Coast Highway three weeks ago. The woman also told police that when they returned home White also slapped her and pushed her into a toilet so hard that the impact broke the tank.

Jaleel countered by accusing Bridget of simply trying to gain leverage in the couple’s ongoing custody dispute. The actor’s attorney, Philip Cohen, says there are questions about the accuser’s “credibility and timing” since she reported the incident several weeks after it supposedly occurred.