What to watch on Tuesday, October 11…
Someone must’ve taken their finger out of the dyke because new shows continue to FLOOD in!
SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, ABC
Last Man Standing
All your letter-writing campaigns and online petitions have finally paid off! Tonight Tim Allen returns to primetime with a refreshing new take on Home Improvement: DAUGHTERS. In tonight’s premiere, manly man Mike Baxter (Tim Allen) accidentally becomes an internet celebrity when his YouTube rant about manliness goes viral.
The trials and tribulations of being alive continue tonight as Crosby objects to Jasmine’s dates. Also Seth returns and throws some bad vibes toward Sarah and Mark, and Amber assists Max’s make-up with Jabbar.
Sons of Anarchy
Things remain shaky between SAMCRO and the cartel, especially after an important package falls into the wrong hands. And then after the episode, in your dreams, Jax will be your best friend and/or MARRY YOU!!
Bridget’s perfectly executed impersonation of Siobhan (LOL) continues to unravel, plus Bridget must turn to a new NA sponsor to help keep her off the wacky pills.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10pm, BET
Reed Between the Lines
Tonight Malcolm-Jamal Warner returns to television in a brand new sitcom opposite Tracee Ellis Ross (Girlfriends). Get this: They play a married couple who experience the “wows and woes of life.” Is America ready for a sitcom premise so groundbreaking? We’ll see!
SERIES PREMIERE, 11pm, MTV
In a way, we are ALL plus-sized 23-year-olds from Pennsylvania who move to L.A. in order to pursue a career in fashion, and also all our names are Chesea Settles. And now there is an MTV series about us!
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF…
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Hip Hop Awards ’11, AWARDS SPECIAL, 8 p.m., BET
NCIS, 8 p.m., CBS
19 Kids and Counting, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Dancing With the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
Downsized, 9 p.m., WE
Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 9 p.m., A&E
NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS
Property Virgins, 9 p.m., HGTV
Rachel Zoe Project, 9 p.m., Bravo
Viking Wilderness, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Body of Proof, 10 p.m., ABC
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
I Used to Be Fat, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., MTV
Little Couple, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Mad Fashion, 10 p.m., Bravo
Onion News Network, 10 p.m., IFC
Top Shot, 10 p.m., History
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
Unforgettable, 10 p.m., CBS
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Don Rickles on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Julie Bowen & Dave Salmoni on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Malcolm-Jamal Warner on The Wendy Williams Show, 12 a.m., BET
Matthew Broderick on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Samuel L. Jackson & Dylan McDermott on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Steven Wright on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Will Arnett on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
What are you watching tonight?