Kanye West Amber Rose Breakup

Louis Vuitton flags will fly at half-staff this week: Self-professed LV don Kanye West and his hairless companion Amber Rose have called time on the romance that’s captivated the blogosphere for more than a year.

But if you thought Amber spent Saturday night drowning her tears in mojitos, you need a new system! The Gossip Wire is ablaze with reports that the model/former poledancer is now serving lapdances to New Orleans Saints star Reggie Bush — who just happens to be former penis supplier to socialite Kim Kardashian.

The couple frequently vacationed together and were often spotted at fashion-centric red carpet affairs. But Kanye and Amber have decided to give each other some space while the “Flashing Lights” hitmaker works on his next album in Hawaii. Apparently, “Martin Louis The King” “can’t handle” being in a relationship when he’s in creative mode.

Who knew?

“They are still good friends,” a West snitch told Us Weekly Tuesday. “Kanye is consumed with recording his comeback record in Hawaii and had to shut it all off. When he’s in work mode, he can’t handle a relationship. He told Amber he needs to devote everything right now to his craft.”