Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr Married

Sorry Ladies and Gents: Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are officially off the market. The Pirates of the Caribbean actor married his Aussie-born sweetheart, a Victoria’s Secret model, in a clandestine ceremony in the States on Wednesday night, Kerr’s publicist has confirmed.

The couple, who are rumored to be three months pregnant, are now taking some time out from their busy schedules to enjoy their honeymoon.

As a matter of fact, Miranda had to bow out of a scheduled appearance in a fashion show for Australian brand David Jones. Instead of sashaying down the catwalk, the dimple-cheeked cutie will be snuggling up to a British beefcake!

“Given the exciting news that Miranda and Orlando have recently wed and will be enjoying their honeymoon together, Miranda unfortunately will not be with us for the Spring Summer 2010 Fashion Launch. David Jones is thrilled for Miranda, Orlando and their families – this is an exciting chapter in their lives and they will share a wonderful future together,” company spokeswoman Collette Garnsey said Thursday.

Miranda followed up with a statement of her own: “I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”

As for the details of the wedding, and where Orlando, 33, and Miranda, 27, are going on their honeymoon… nobody knows!

Nice job staying incognito, guys!