Scott Disick Clothing Line

In news to make you groan (and not in a good way): Scott Disick — the creepy companion of eldest Kardashian Sister Kourtney K, for those not in-the-know — is taking break from his day job of terrorizing the reality starring clan to roll out a collection of preppy-esque fashions designed by none other than Disick himself.

“I’m going to start my own clothing line that will probably be out by 2011. It will have everything from shoes to clothing to cuff links to accessories,” the Patrick Bateman doppleganger told snoops at Us Weekly’s Most Stylish New Yorkers Party on Tuesday night.

We’re not sure what Scott plans on calling his assortment of threads just yet, but Debonair Douchebags has a nice ring to it.

In other disturbing Scott/Kourtney news: Australian tabloid NW claims that although they often squabble, the couple is so desperate to further their reality TV careers, they’re intent on getting hitched.

If this is true, could they stop pretending to breakup on TV and getting everyone’s hopes up.

Informants say Scott and Kourtney are so serious about walking down the aisle that they’re already prepping for their split by getting lawyers to draft up a custody arrangement for the couple’s son, 10-month-old Mason (who just keeps getting cuter!) Kourtney, understandably, was not impressed when she heard that little nugget.

“That’s what she hates about Scott – she’s never had the sense that he’ll protect her. When the chips are down, he’ll go out of his way to take a swipe at her. It seemed like he did that to hurt Kourtney.”

Surely, that can’t be the only thing she hates about him.