Snooki Responds To Magazine Marriage Proposal: “I’m Single!”

Well, that was quick.

Sun-drenched Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is using her publicist to shoot down a marriage proposal from a gelled-up greaser she met filming scenes for the third season of the hit MTV series in a Seaside Heights bar earlier this month.

Despite only knowing the reality starlet for a few weeks, Snooki’s new meathead popped the question on the cover of Steppin’ Out Magazine this week.

“I love her and want to be with her,” Jeff Miranda, and Iraq War veteran, gushed of the pint-sized lush. “I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her,” Miranda, 24, told the mag. “If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before herself. She’ll be a great mother….Once she deals with the shock I think they’ll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes,” beamed Jeff, who was slapped with a restraining order after putting a gun to his ex-girlfriend’s head during a dispute last year.

Stalker Alert, anyone?

Perhaps not surprisingly, Snooki’s rep is putting the kibosh on the unorthodox proposal in a statement that’s sure to burst Jeff’s bubble. According to Team Polizzi, Jeff is not Snooki’s boyfriend and has about as much chance at being her husband as Jessica Simpson has of graduating Summa Cum Laude from Harvard University!

“Rumors of Nicole’s romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that,” the publicist shot back.

Burn!