“Firecrotch” Taunts Drive Lindsay Lohan To Tears

Jailbird Lindsay Lohan has been reduced to tears by her fellow inmates’ non-stop chants of “Firecrotch!” while she lays in her cell at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California.

After initially cheering Lindsay on as she bravely arrived at the prison to begin serving out a sentence for probation violation, the other women of the cellblock have since grown sick of seeing the super-famous felon get special treatment. So they spent the weekend entertaining themselves by resurrecting the blush-inducing nickname that befell La Lohan at the height of her feud with socialite Paris Hilton.

“Lindsay didn’t say nothing. She was crying though,” Cheryl Presser, a recently released inmate told New York Magazine on Saturday. “Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake… She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation.”

“Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time,” a frustrated relative of another inmate explained.

Lindsay will be able to dry her tears soon. Although she’s been sentenced to 90 days in jail, RadarOnline reports that her legal team are pushing for her release as early as this week due to good behavior and overcrowding in the jail.

Word on the Curb has it that Lohan has brokered several lucrative deals for rights to her first post-jail interviews.