Comedians Who Could Be President: Bill Murray, Kristen Wiig And More
Although the Olympics have been a wonderful distraction, it’s only a matter of time before the country is completely and totally overwhelmed by the controversial ads and dirt-slinging commercials for the upcoming presidential election.
Many voters call the constant bickering in American politics a joke, which is why it has made for excellent comedic fodder. The latest example can be seen this weekend in “The Campaign,” which stars Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis as rivals running for office. Not only does the movie spoof the reality TV nature of today’s political climate, it’s also a perfect excuse for the U.S. to try and get some new blood running for office, namely, our best and brightest comedians (because who better to fix our government than those already in on the joke?).
Below, check out 10 comedians who should run for president. Afterward, make sure to vote for your favorite candidate (and there’s no Electoral College at Moviefone, promise).
Bill Murray
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> The American who can do no wrong, whether it’s slip-sliding <a href=”http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2012/06/bill-murray-head-first-slide-minor-league-rain-delay/1#.UB6TwDFSTZE” target=”_hplink”>around a minor league baseball field</a>, faux-throwing <a href=”http://crushable.com/entertainment/bill-murray-party-crashing-tour-hoax-496/” target=”_hplink”>a nationwide party tour</a>, or wearing <a href=”http://joe.ie/style/dressed-in-the-dark/bill-murray-certainly-doesnt-have-golf-fashion-down-to-a-tee-0020952-1″ target=”_hplink”>whatever he wants on the back nine</a>. He’s built up decades of goodwill with films like “Caddyshack,” “Ghostbusters” and “Groundhog Day,” and continued strong with more recent films like “Zombieland” and “Moonrise Kingdom.” That goodwill should carry him straight through Election Day. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Chevy Chase
Will Ferrell
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> Besides the experience of impersonating a president for a long-standing theatrical run, Ferrell’s been in the public eye since his start on SNL in the ’90s. With a campaign based on Anchorman’s humble brags about leather-bound books, Ferrell should start writing his inauguration speech now. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> John C. Reilly
Kristen Wiig
<strong>Why She’ll Win:</strong> Though barely eligible to run, WIig’s a rising star in the film industry. She left SNL this year to focus on her movie career, which could coincide perfectly with a run for office. Expect her to lean heavily on the massively popular “Bridesmaids” for recognition, and endorsements from influential celebrities like Judd Apatow to push her over the top. <strong>Ideal Running Mate: </strong>Maya Rudolph.
Robin Williams
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> The country may very well respond to Williams’ neurotic energy and wide range of abilities. He’s done family comedies (“Mrs. Doubtfire,” “Flubber” and “Happy Feet”) and dramatic films (“Good Will Hunting,” “AI” and “Dead Poets Society”) over his long career. And perhaps that’s just what the nation needs right now: a leader with consistency, emotion, and depth. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Dustin Hoffman
Steve Martin
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> The elder statesman in the race and a man of many talents and career reinventions. His stand-up led way to acting, which led to writing, and eventually banjo-playing and tweeting. This diversity of experience and adaptability will suit him well with the challenges of running the country. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Martin Short
Tina Fey
<strong>Why She’ll Win:</strong> A smart woman who’s already run her own variety show and television program by working with Harvard boys and stand-up comedians. Running the country is the next logical step. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Jimmy Fallon
Eddie Murphy
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> Murphy’s recent career has seen a downward turn with three Razzie nominations coming in the last decade alone, but the former Beverly Hills Cop may be nearly invincible. WIth a killer smile — and no need for any other staffers because of his burning desire to play every role in the White House, from intern to intelligence agent — Murphy’s a shoe-in. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Himself in a fat suit.
Jim Carrey
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> He’s one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, he’s got the money to fund a campaign and he has the gumption to pull of a successful election. Plus, the indefatigable comedic energy will help him put up with the demands of the toughest job on the planet. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Jeff Daniels
Adam Sandler
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> No one’s really sure why he’ll win, but they just know that he will. Wouldn’t you pay to see “Adam Sandler in… The Oval Office!” if it only cost a vote? <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Rob Schneider
Chris Rock
<strong>Why He’ll Win:</strong> With lots of opinions on what’s wrong and broken in the world, it’s only fair that Chris Rock be given a chance to change America. It remains to be seen if his polarizing attitude will translate into votes, but his passion would definitely effect changes and make for one unforgettable presidency. <strong>Ideal Running Mate:</strong> Wanda Sykes
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