Hulk Hogan Tweets Surgical Scars

Since Hulk Hogan was forced to spend the holiday weekend gumming slimey green Jello as he recovered from back surgery in a Florida hospital, it’s only fair that the wrestling icon subject us to a little Yuletide misery by Tweeting the gory snaps of his surgical scars.

Thanks Bro.

Hogan, who chronicled his battle against chronic pain in a 2008 memoir, had an operation to correct an old injury to his spine last Tuesday, just a week after marrying much-younger galpal Jennifer McDaniel.

The 57-year-old checked in last Tuesday, just a week after marrying fiancee Jennifer MCDaniel on Dec. 14.

“I had to get my spinal cord straightened out. It was about nine hours,” Hulk recently told fans online.

Now that’s he’s almost back to feeling like his old bone-crushing self again, Hulk’s treating fans to an intimate look at his private parts.

Not those kind of private parts, Silly! What kind of blog did you think this was!? We’re talking about his surgical scars — with captions.

Take these for instance: “This was my Christmas present…” and “I’m tired of being cut…”