Jeremy London: “My Acting Skills Saved Me From The Kidnappers!”

Palm Springs crackie Jeremy London gives new meaning to the phrase “Delusional Druggie.”

In the latest round of “Was He or Wasn’t He Kidnapped,” Party of Five star Jeremy London insisted again on Wednesday that he was, in fact, abducted at gunpoint and forced to use drugs during a carjacking in Palm Springs on June 10.

(Oh, gimme a break!)

London — who tried to have his own family slapped with gag orders after they voiced their skepticism about his story — now credits his impeccable “acting skills” with saving him from a pack of gun-totin’ dope fiends. Too bad those acting skills aren’t sharp enough to sucker anyone with the good sense God gave a billy goat into believing this story!

“I was acting my way through the whole thing, telling myself, ‘Just play like you are one of them,’” Jeremy tells PEOPLE, explaining how he truimped through his so-called “harrowing” ordeal.

The expression “Chile Puhleeze!” springs to mind.

London, 37, told officers at the Palm Springs Police Department that he was attempting to change a tire outside a local 7-Eleven when he was approached by two men offering their assistance, but he was then taken against his will, and driven around in his own vehicle before managing to escape at 3AM.

Brandon Adams, 26, was arrested over the alleged incident last week and arraigned on five charges that include kidnapping and theft.

“Mr. London was with Mr. Adams voluntarily, they had partied together [on the evening of the alleged abduction]. An investigation is currently pending and I’m confident that a jury will find that the allegations are just not true,” says Gregory Geist, an attorney for Adams.