Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Kanye West’s Baby?!

An embarrassing spoof on SNL and that dashed deal with MasterCard will be the least of Kim Kardashian’s troubles, if an explosive scoop from the Urban Gossip Mongers at MediaTakeout.com is to believed.

Black America’s answer to The National Enquirer — the same website that once cited “inside sources” who “confirmed” that singer Ciara was actually a hermaphrodite — now claims that the curvy reality personality is expecting her first child following a summer of secret sex romps with hip-hopster Kanye West.

“Kim has been seeing Kanye [West] off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.”.

Kim has been romantically-linked to Kanye numerous times since 2008, when the two met on a Complex Magazine photoshoot. Her at times close friendship with Yeezy was reportedly a regular source of consternation between Kim and then beau Reggie Bush. Now MediaTakeout’s snoop believes Kardashian’s most recent fling with the “Flashing Lights” hitmaker may have left her with a swollen belly.

According to the insider, Kim, 30, suspects that she is pregnant and has been blowing up Ye’s Blackberry for a shoulder to cry on as she decides how to proceed. Said informant reportedly overheard the conversation between Kanye and Kim with their own ears.

“Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls [Kanye] almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.”

For the record, we’re calling “Bologna” on this one, but we thought the info was worth putting out there! Any thoughts on this report?