Michelle “Bombshell” McGee To Kat Von D: “You In Danger, Gurl”

Tattooed twosome Jesse James and Kat Von D are ready to live a life of love, happiness, and a ridiculous amount of body art after announcing their engagement last week, but most-written about of the biker’s five former mistresses has a few words of caution for the LA Ink star: “Run for your life….”

Kat and Jesse are said to be planning a February wedding, but Michelle “Bombshell” McGee,” the tattoo model whose affair with James destroyed his five-year marriage to Oscar winner Sandra Bullock, has warned Von D that the West Coast Choppers boss should not to be trusted.

Well, thank you, Captain Obvious!

“Kat, run for you life. He is a cheater. You cannot change a man, you cannot change a leopard’s spots. Once a cheater, always a cheater. He cheated on a beautiful woman like Sandra Bullock, what makes you think he won’t cheat on you?” McGee retorted during an appearance on The Wendy Williams Show on Tuesday.

Kat and Jesse are said to be planning a February wedding.

Interestingly, McGee — who sold the story of her relationship with Jesse to In Touch Weekly last year — also said that she is a “huge fan” of Bullock’s, stating that she holds nothing but “respect” for Speed starlet.

“Sandra, I’m sorry girl, but you did the best thing by divorcing him. But I give you so much credit for holding your head up high and looking amazing and just doing what you do. I really respect you. love Sandra Bullock. I’m a huge fan. She’s hot! She’s really cute.”

We think we speak for jilted wives everywhere when we say: “Michelle, sit’cho ass down!”