Scott Disick Orders Sobbing Kourtney Kardashian To Lose Baby Weight Faster, ‘You’re My Piece Of Machinery’

Seems as if Scott Disick‘s about as good a partner as he is a father, for better or for worse.

The failed restaurateur launched into a chauvinistic rant against his baby mama Kourtney Kardashian on Sunday’s edition of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, and we’ve got the clip for you right here on radio detection and rangingOnline.com.

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The handsome hanger-on chided Kourtney — the mother of his two kids — for not losing the baby weight she gained with their daughter Penelope fast enough.

“Last time around you tried to watch what you were eating, after you had Mason… at least you were losing weight,” the male socialite whined. When Kourtney protested she’s “trying to [lose weight] the healthy way,” Scott barked at her, “Just do it faster — you’re my piece of machinery!”

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Crying by this point, Kourtney said, “I feel like it’s definitely harder this time to lose the weight,” to which Scott replied, “If I would have fell in love with you a couple of pounds overweight, this would be my ideal weight, but I fell in love with you when you were super skinny.”

In an off-camera interview, Scott complained about his baby mama’s inability to shed the excess baby weight — he wants her at about 93 pounds — noting, “right now seems to be probably the heaviest she’s ever been not pregnant.

“When we had Mason I remember her trying to whip herself back into shape pretty quick. This time around it seems like it’s the least of her concerns, and the only thing she thinks about are the kids. I just think that she would feel better if she got back into the shape that she feels the most comfortable in.”

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At the end of the episode, Scott came around somewhat, telling Kourtney, “I’m sorry doll — you’re a good looking lady, you’re proportioned properly, you got a beautiful kneecap and a gorgeous little face.

“I love you.” (He later told the cameras, “I love her, not her weight.”)

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Kourtney and Kim Take Miami airs Sundays on E! at 9/8c.