Lindsay Lohan Rehab Assault Scandal Gets Animated [A Spoof]

LiLo’s in trouble again…and you know what that means — Time for another knee-slapping spoof courtesy of the animators of the Far East! Check out Next Media Animation’s latest video on Lindsay’s adventures in rehab! For those not in-the-know, detectives in Palm Springs, California are investigating actress Lindsay Lohan over allegations of misdemeanor battery at

Michael Lohan Injured In Parking Lot Assault

Michael Lohan sustained minor injuries in an attack outside his Santa Monica parking lot on Thursday night. The father of actress Lindsay Lohan, 50, was approached when a White male wearing a black tracksuit — likely in his 50s or 60s — wearing a black tracksuit approached him from behind and cut his neck with

Mike Tyson Sued For $36 Million For LAX Paparazzo Assault

Cash-strapped former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson has been sued for $36 million stemming from his dust-up with an aggressive snapper at Los Angeles International Airport in Nov. 2009. “Iron Mike” was initially booked for misdemeanor battery, but prosecutors rejected the charges because of “insufficient evidence.” Photographer Antonio Echavarria is trying his luck in civil

“Jersey Shore” Cast Sued For Assault

The entire cast and crew of Jersey Shore are being hauled into court after being hit with a lawsuit after one woman claimed she was assaulted by security guards for the MTV docu-soap.Snooki, The Situation, JWOWW and the rest of the controversial reality TV clan have been named in legal documents filed in New Jersey. The

“Jersey Shore” Sammi Sweetheart Assault Charges Spark Civil Suit For MTV

Wow — not a good week to a part of the cast of MTV’s Jersey Shore. Just hours after an MTV exec confirmed to Blackbook Magazine that the guidos and guidettes America loves to loathe won’t be back for a third season, authorities in Miami announced that the Shore’s often soft-spoken star, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, will