It’s only the first of December, but the National Board of Review is already doling out awards for the best films of 2011.
Made up of a “select group of knowledgeable film enthusiasts and professionals, academics, young filmmakers and students,” the Board viewed over 250 films in 2011 – which means they saw everything that could be considered even remotely reward-worthy.
The organization has officially announced… Continue reading National Board of Review Declares 'Hugo' Best Film of 2011
D’oh! The Vatican has declared Bart and Homer Simpson Catholic! They may misbehave with abandon, but Homer and Bart Simpson are members of the Catholic flock, the semi-official Vatican newspaper, L’Osservatore Romano, said in its Sunday edition. Apparenty, The Vatican doesn’t mind that Homer regularly sleeps through Sunday morning worship service and serves up never-ending [...] Continue reading Vatican Declares Bart & Homer Simpson Catholic
Taliban leader Mullah Omar has said that victory for the Taliban is imminent in Afghanistan, while the NATO-led campaign has been “a complete failure”. “The victory of our Islamic nation over the invading infidels is now imminent and the driving force behind this is the belief in the help of Allah and unity among ourselves,” [...] Continue reading Mullah Omar declares victory for Taliban “imminent” in Afghanistan
Ben Quayle Declares Obama “Worst President In History” The son of former Vice President Dan Quayle appealed to the masses and voters in Arizona’s 3rd Congressional District with a political promise to “knock the hell out of Washington.”In a campaign ad released Wednesday, August 11, 2010, the son of the potato misspelling former VP insisted “My [...] Continue reading Ben Quayle Declares Obama “Worst President In History”
Sylvester Stallone has made some terrible movies during his nearly four decades on the silver screen, but if the 64-year-old actor had to select a feature that qualifies as most humiliating, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot would take top honors.The 1992 action-comedy starred Stallone as a bumbling Los Angeles cop and late Golden Girls [...] Continue reading Sylvester Stallone Declares “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” Worst Film Ever Made