dinklageemmy An Open Letter to Hollywood Regarding Proper Use of Peter Dinklage

Dear Hollywood,

If you weren’t joyfully jumping around your living room watching Peter Dinklage accept his Emmy for Game of Thrones a couple weeks ago then I don’t want to know you because …

  1. You don’t watch Game of Thrones, and that is a mistake worthy of a direwolf attack (you don’t know what that is because you suck!), and
  2. You don’t like Peter Dinklage and therefore probably also