Rescue Me went out on a relative high note in the ratings: The show’s final episode delivered 2.3 million viewers — the show’s most-watched episode since 2007. On A&E, Storage Wars hit an all-time series high, verging into crazy-ratings Pawn Stars territory. A total of 5.3 million viewers tuned in for the 10:30 p.m. episode.
Meanwhile over on Syfy, new docu-horror reality series Paranormal Witness was no Ghost Hunters

Hollywood mogul Sam Goldwyn had a litmus test for determining if a movie was a dog: If he squirmed in his seat, the movie stunk. The folks at Disney go in the opposite direction: They put their butts in a Disneyland ride and if they squirm, well, they’ll make it into a movie.