‘Parks and Recreation’ season 4: Tammy 1 and Tammy 0 face off with [SPOILER]! — VIDEO

Something tells me that if Ron Swanson had to choose between facing his first ex-wife Tammy 1, his mom Tammy 0, or a fireball, he’d choose the fireball any day. Unfortunately for Ron, it doesn’t look like he’s going to have much of a choice in the season premiere of Parks and Recreation, when two tremendous forces — Tammy 1 (Patricia Clarkson) and Tammy 0 (Paula Pell) — collide in what looks to be a terrifying event for poor Ron.

“Ron gets neutered and turns into, basically, an infant,” says Amy Poehler of Tammy 1′s arrival in a video sneak peek, available on Amazon. “It’s the creepiest thing that’s happened to Ron. And, I mean, we’ve seen Ron in cornrows.”

And when Ron’s mom arrives on scene, they decide to settle a score with a good ole fashion moonshine drinking contest! I’ll let you watch it in the video, but I can’t tell you how excited this makes me about the Sept. 22 season premiere. Agree, readers?