Paris Hilton Slammed With Felony Charge In Weekend Cocaine Bust

Uh-Oh…It appears PH has gotten herself into quite a pickle.

Just when we think we’ve seen the last of Parasite and the millionairess has finally decided to put some of her money to good use by moving somewhere far away from the rest of civilized society, she flares right back up on us like herpes.

Go figure.

Following her arrest on drug possession charges in Las Vegas on Friday night, socialite Paris Hilton will be charged with possession of a controlled substance.

Guess the cops didn’t buy the whole “It Wasn’t Me, Officer!” excuse, eh Paris? Next time (Cuz we all know it’s only a matter of time before this ditzy toothpick gets picked up on another dope charge…) go with “The Dog Planted The Coke In My Bag, Sir.”

It will undoubtedly be more believeable than anything you have the mental capacity to come up with.

According to the police report obtained by TMZ, Hilton was in the passenger seat of boyfriend Cy Waits’ Cadillac Escalade when an officer pulled alongside the vehicle due to the “strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” Waits failed on-field sobriety tests and the officer was to search the vehicle for narcotics. After being taken to the Wynn Hotel security holding room, the cocaine bag fell from Hilton’s purse.

“As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand,” the police report read.

Hilton claimed the purse was not hers and the cocaine in possession was not hers either. She did claim a broken tab of Albuterol, a prescription asthma medication, as well as credit cards and $1,300 in cash found inside the purse to be hers. She later changed the story and claimed that the purse was hers but that it had been in the possession of a friend. She said that she had not seen the cocaine in the purse, but somehow also said that she thought it was gum.