Fast Food Chicken Sandwiches As ‘Fast & Furious’ Movies

All discourse on the Internet follows a easy three-stage path:

• STAGE ONE: Something occurs
• STAGE TWO: Everything flies off the rails
• STAGE THREE: It all will get very dumb

With that in thoughts, we’re very happy to welcome you to Stage Three of the Chicken Wars, which began late final week with the rollout of Popeyes’ new hen sandwich and are nonetheless burning white-hot at present. Yes, it’s time to get dumb. Really, actually dumb. Dumb in a strong and reckless method. Dumb in a method that means somebody flipped a cap open and pressed a pink button labeled NOS and rocketed the dialogue ahead at breakneck pace, previous logic and good sense and into insanity and chaos. Presenting…

The Fast and the Scrumptious: Fast meals hen sandwiches as represented by movies from the Fast & Furious franchise.

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The Fast and the Furious — Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

The Wendy’s Spicy Chicken sandwich was not the primary hen sandwich, identical to The Fast and the Furious was not the primary film a few federal agent getting in too deep with a crew of thrill-seeking who’re led by a charismatic alpha. (It actually is simply “What if Point Break however automobiles?”) It is absolutely good, although, and it nonetheless holds up some twenty years after its debut and, with out its success, I’m undecided any of the following iterations have the identical success. Go watch the film once more. Go eat the sandwich once more. Steal some DVD gamers. Say hello to Ja Rule, who’s there for some motive. It’ll all be value it, I promise. — Brian Grubb

2 Fast 2 Furious — The McChicken

It’s not the perfect there may be. In truth, it’s within the backside tier, however it’s all the time there if you want it probably the most. Sometimes all you’ve got is a few bucks and want lunch and the McChicken is there for you, precisely because it all the time is, a previously frozen patty smothered in mayo and semi-wilted lettuce that for some motive hits the spot. 2 Fast 2 Furious is a backside tier F&F film, however when it’s on TNT at three within the afternoon, you higher imagine you’re gonna watch it as a result of the automotive chase and race scenes are extremely enjoyable, even when the plot and dialogue typically make little sense. — Robby Kalland