Freaky Friday Finds: Whale Almost Eats Surfer, Girl with Machine Gun Leg, Brett Ratner’s Machine-Gun Mouth and More

It’s Friday, which means it’s time to let our hair down at Movies.com headquarters and break out all the weird, freaky stuff we’ve been hiding from our parents so they don’t think we’ve gone completely mad. Just don’t tell anyone you got this from us …

— We begin with this awesome image of a volcano erupting in Chile. Either that or Thor and Loki just returned to earth. [Yahoo]

— Wanna hear something freaky? Ralph Maccio just turned 50. Yup, 50! Dude is still the best around in our book …

— We know you’ve always wondered what would happen if The Incredible Hulk squared off against an Ewok, so have at this …

— And speaking of things you’ve always wanted to happen in real life, here’s a tutorial on how to give yourself a machine gun for a leg.

— Girls who have machine guns for legs are cool. Guys who have machine guns for mouths? Not so much. Here’s Brett Ratner bragging about how he had sex with Olivia Munn and then forgot who she was. Keepin’ it classy as always, Brett.

— Need something a little more wholesome after watching that filth? Here’s a cool stop-motion music video that utilizes 288,000 jelly beans as its background.

— Still hungry? Check out these edible movie mosaics created out of licorice. Now I want to eat Willy Wonka and his candy!

—  Licorice taste good. Know what else tastes good? “Human girls on surfboards!” says the whale who almost ate this chick.

—  Sure, whale teeth can cause a significant amount of damage, but so can these DIY Wolverine claws created out of ice skating blades. [Geekologie]

— And finally, from the sharp to the sweet. Here’s a cute little R2D2-inspired ballerina to help you dance into the weekend …