Kardashian Family Christmas Card 2010

Happy Holidays from The Kardashian/Jenner/Disick/Odom Clan.

There’s more plastic and silicone than you can shake a stilletto at as the stars of E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians strike smoldering poses in their 2010 family Christmas card. Part family snap, part Vanity Fair cover shoot, the Annie Leibovitz-inspired photo features Kendall, Kim, Kris, Rob, Kylie, Bruce, Khloe, Lamar, Kourtney, Scott,and baby Mason dressed to the nines with mugs that could kill.

Geez, don’t these people ever smile?! Come on, Kardashians, you paid good money for those porcelain veneers. Use them!

The snap was taken by the Kardashian’s photographer of choice, Nick Saglimbeni, who has also shot numerous other modeling and marketing photos for the famous TV family. As usual, the brood just can’t get over how great they look.

So what else is new?

Kourtney’s entranced with her “dark look.” In a post to her blog Wednesday, Khloe writes “our card this year might be my favorite.” That was a motion second by big sister Kim, who wrote: “We went super glam this year and each went for our own look. Kourt chose a tailored suit to match Mason and Scott, Khloe went for gorgeous peach ruffles and I chose a floor-length white gown. How stunning do Kendall and Kylie look!? This might be my favorite of all our family Christmas cards!”