Lindsay Lohan Baby? Lohan Plotting Pregnancy

Fresh out of jail and rehab, Lindsay Lohan is looking for something new to occupy her time. Cocaine out. She’s pretty much unemployable, so hey, how about motherhood?!

Colliding with a stroller in her Maserati last week must have gotten Lilo feeling all maternal, because now she’s telling anyone who’ll listen that she wants a kid. The scandal-scarred actress, 24, believes a baby would be the perfect motivation to keep her sober …and keep her company since she “hates being alone.”

“She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” a friend squealed to In Touch Weekly this week. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

Drats! can’t the court put an injunction on her uterus or something?