Michelle “Bombshell” McGee To Kat Von D: “You In Danger, Gurl”

Tattooed twosome Jesse James and Kat Von D are ready to live a life of love, happiness, and a ridiculous amount of body art after announcing their engagement last week, but most-written about of the biker’s five former mistresses has a few words of caution for the LA Ink star: “Run for your life….”

Kat and Jesse are said to be planning a February wedding, but Michelle “Bombshell” McGee,” the tattoo model whose affair with James destroyed his five-year marriage to Oscar winner Sandra Bullock, has warned Von D that the West Coast Choppers boss should not to be trusted.

Well, thank you, Captain Obvious!

“Kat, run for you life. He is a cheater. You cannot change a man, you cannot change a leopard’s spots. Once a cheater, always a cheater. He cheated on a beautiful woman like Sandra Bullock, what makes you think he won’t cheat on you?” McGee retorted during an appearance on The Wendy Williams Show on Tuesday.

Interestingly, McGee — who sold the story of her relationship with Jesse to In Touch Weekly last year — also said that she is a “huge fan” of Bullock’s, stating that she holds nothing but “respect” for Speed starlet.

“Sandra, I’m sorry girl, but you did the best thing by divorcing him. But I give you so much credit for holding your head up high and looking amazing and just doing what you do. I really respect you. love Sandra Bullock. I’m a huge fan. She’s hot! She’s really cute.”

We think we speak for jilted wives everywhere when we say: “Michelle, sit’cho ass down!”