Morning Crunch Crumbs

-When Internet Addiction Happens To Good People: Twitter Edition. Did this fool just tattoo the phrase “Follow Me” on her bicep!? Girl, Good Damn Day!

-Audriana Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are dunzo…again….

–Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It premieres Monday May, 31 @ 10 PM/9c on VH1….

-Yung Berg Jr.: Chris Brown doesn’t do “dark butts” (and is showing his ass on Twitter again)….

-FOX News is planning to launch a website aimed at the Latino audience this fall…

-Former Destiny’s Child singer Kelly Rowland lands solo deal with Universal Motown….

-Christina, come get your man. Who gave The-Dream permission to cover Aaliyah’s “One In A Million!?”

-Could you wear the same dress everyday for one year? This woman did!

–Captain America is very un-American….

–My Girl’s Anna Chlumsky (AKA Vada Sultenfuss) — All Grown Up!

-Justin Bieber prefers Wal-Mart as a makeout spot…..

-VH1 will keep summer sizzling with the Friday Night Alright concert series, a continuing lineup of the hottest rock and pop music concerts from around the world presented in HD every Friday night at 11 PM…

-Dominican-American hairstylists are running Sistas out of business. The Wall Street Journal ran an interesting piece this week about the competition African-American-owned hair salons are experiencing from their Dominican-headed counterparts. This has been going on in NYC for eons, but apparently the obsession with the “Dominicans spots” has only recently infiltrated my hometown of Washington….

-Khloe Kardashian nude….at age 2….

-New York City’s premier matchmaker is not pleased over the arrival of Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger…

-Director Damian Chapa says he will begin filming this summer on an unauthorized feature film about the life of late Hollywood screen icon Marlon Brando…

-Catch Dolly Parton on Oprah this Friday. Check your local listings for channel and showtimes!

-Ke$ha, Adam Lambert are the newest performers added to the lineup of next month’s 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards…