Pete Doherty Jewelry Line

One of these things is not like the others: A.) Smack; B.) Style; C.) Pete Doherty….

Cue The Laugh Track: Pete Doherty is launching a jewelry line.

And you thought the celebrity fragrance craze was out of control.

The controversial has worked with jeweller Hannah Martin on a collection — called Albion Trinketry — featuring items like cufflinks, chains, and other trinkets thought to reflect Doherty’s knack of “personalizing his antique finds.”

If we wanted jewelry inspired by Pete Doherty, we’d probably just hang a syringe from our necks, but whatever attracts the masses…