Spitzer Madam Corroborates Beckham Cheating Rumors

Something in The Milk Ain’t Clean: The David Beckham Edition….

Sports stars should be well scared off infidelity after the world eagerly bore witness to Tiger Woods’ fall from grace, right? Pfft. Guess again.

In Touch Weekly has attracted the wrath of David and his wife of eleven years Victoria Beckham after running the “details” of an alleged affair between family man David and a former high-class call girl named Irma Nici, 26.

Irma say she was “Bending it With Beckham back in 2007, when she slept with the sportsman five times. In a shocking turn of a events, a famous former New York City madam has stepped forward to bolster her claims.

Kristin Davis served time in an Upstate New York prison for running the escort service that provided “girls” to some of the prominent names in the Big Apple, including former state governor Eliot Spitzer. (Spitzer’s hookup with prostitute Ashley Dupre sent him fleeing Albany in shame in 2008.) These days, a “straight” Davis is hoping to take over the governor’s seat herself, but she took a break from her gubernatorial campaign this week to back Nici’s insistence that she slept with Beckham three years ago.

“Irma called me and asked if I could supply one of my girls for a threesome. Per her request, I sent a ‘brunette with curves’ at the rate of $2,400 cash. The next time we spoke, she informed me that the client was David Beckham,” Davis told In Touch in hushed tones this week. “…I am dedicating myself to being an advocate for the decriminalization of prostitution so we can drive the sex traffickers and those who exploit women out of business. But this is Irma’s story, and it is hers to tell.”

And tell she does.

“It was a high,” Nici says of the supposed affair with Becks. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.”

Becks is described as a very “gentle and kind” lover, a “seven and a half out of ten” in the sack, who happily paid Irma’s $10,000-a-night fee without complaint. He’s also apparently more of a “butt man” than a “breast man.” During one of their more comical encounters, Becks used lotion to pleasure himself, but it was scented, and burned his naughty bits. Ha!

Meanwhile, Beckham’s team is planning to sue over the story, which his rep calls “completely untrue and totally ridiculous.”

“Sadly, we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine.”

David and Victoria are reportedly demanding a front page retraction.

The Beckhams have been here before. In 2004, Dutch model Rebecca Loos famously revealed she had been in a relationship with the then-married soccer star.