The Situation’s Abs Nearly Spark Riot

While we thought a look at The Situation’s magical abs could only bring about euphoria and world peace, apparently the guido’s chiseled mid-section can be quite deadly. Over the weekend, police in Seaside Heights Police reportedly had to tell the The Sitch to cover up his torso after it inspired a crowd to erupt in violence.

The Sitch — whose real name is Michael Sorrentino — was flashing his stomach from a hotel balcony at the Aztec Ocean Resort as more than 3,000 people gathered on the streets to watch him dance. According to cops, people began pushing and shoving each other in the crowd after the reality star began to disrobe.