-Not this bitch again: Famewhore Debrahlee Lorenzana wasn’t at work again today. Instead, the lusty Latina called a press conference to explain why her human rights were violated. In case you’ve been under a rock for the past few weeks, Debbie used to work at Citibank in Manhattan but was fired “because she’s too beautiful and her beauty distracted co-workers.” The phrase “Chile Puhleeze” springs to mind. Thanks to an unearthed Discovery Channel documentary, we later learned that Debrahlee’s said beauty should actually be credited to Long Island’s finest cosmetic surgeons.
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-Ha! BestWeekEver.TV has put together a compilation of the funniest flicks from Chris Brown’s faux “Man In The Mirror” breakdown. I love the one where his mouth is open wide enough to catch flies!
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-John Legend’s hairline is a Hot Topic of Discussion on The Interwebs…
-Here’s the trailer for the new animated comedy Rango, featuring Oscar-nominated star Johnny Depp…
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–Joy, the new album from Canadian music star Fefe Dobson, drops Aug. 17….
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