What to Watch Tonight: 2 Broke Girls, Being Human, and Castle

What to watch on Monday, February 20…

Don’t be mad when I say this, but today’s Monday. I’m sorry! See, I asked you not to be mad and now you’re mad. But cheer up, there are some things on TV that you should watch tonight and here are but a few:

8:30pm, CBS
2 Broke Girls
When Max and Caroline are tasked with baking some kosher cupcakes for a Bar Mitzvah, they conveniently overlook the whole “kosher” aspect. That’s probably a problem, right?

8pm, ABC
The Bachelor
Tonight good ol’ mouth-breathing Ben visits the hometowns of his final four beauties, where he’ll be confronted by marching bands, skeptical parents, and forced shopping sprees. Tune in to see which three ladies get roses as well as a trip to Switzerland!

9pm, Fox
Alcatraz
A former inmate named Johnny McKee is this week’s person of interest (so to speak), and his background in chemistry becomes worrisome for Madsen and Hauser. Meanwhile Madsen learns more about her grandfather’s mysterious past.

9pm, Syfy
Being Human
Tonight Sally deals with some parental tragedy when she longs to be reunited with the spirit of her mother. Meanwhile Aidan remains, as always, haunted by the past. It’s not immediately clear how much side-butt will be shown, but probably 10-15 minutes worth?

10pm, ABC
Castle
Concluding one of Castle’s most important cases to date, he and Beckett attempt to stop a series of events that could very well lead the nation into war. Meanwhile their efforts continue to lead to encounters with CIA agent Sophia Conrad, for better or worse.

10pm, NBC
Smash
In “Enter Mr. DiMaggio,” the producers seek to cast Marylin‘s Joe DiMaggio character, but a complication arises when the lead contender is hiding something. Elsewhere, Karen attends a baby shower in her hometown and Eileen’s ex jeopardizes a potential investor’s participation.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF…
Antiques Roadshow, 8 p.m., PBS
Basketball Wives, SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 8 p.m., VH1
Gossip Girl, 8 p.m., CBS
House, 8 p.m., Fox
How I Met Your Mother, 8 p.m., CBS
The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
Bethenny Ever After, SEASON 3 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Hart of Dixie, 9 p.m., CW
Hoarders, 9 p.m., A&E
Two and a Half Men, 9 p.m., CBS
Mike & Molly, 9:30 p.m., CBS
Caged, 10 p.m., MTV
Hawaii Five-0, 10 p.m., CBS
Intervention, 10 p.m., A&E
It’s a Brad Brad World, 10 p.m., Bravo
Khloe & Lamar, 10 p.m., E!
Lost Girl, 10 p.m., Syfy
Pawn Stars, 10 p.m., History
The Bad Girls Club, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Ice Loves Coco, 10:30 p.m., E!

LATE-NITE PICKS:
Amanda Seyfried on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Jack Hanna and Jesse Tyler Ferguson on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jayma Mays on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Taylor Swift and Michael Clarke Duncan on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC

What are you watching tonight?