What to watch on Tuesday, January 31…
Phew! It’s Tuesday! Tuesdays are really kind of the best now. There is almost too much on TV? Not complaining. Check it:
8pm, Fox
Glee
Like an abusive spouse Glee, once again begs us to come back—but instead of flowers and chocolates it’s got a Michael Jackson-themed episode in its outstretched arms. Will we fall for this ploy yet again? Probably. It’s a Michael Jackson-themed episode! Tonight the team rivalries heat up in the approach to Regionals, plus Kurt and Rachel wait to hear from their college admissions offices, and sparks fly between Sam and Mercedes. Oooh! [Michael Jackson voice]
9pm, Fox
New Girl
The enormously awesome Lizzy Caplan returns tonight as Julia, Nick’s non-committal lawyer ladyfriend. Meanwhile Jess and Schmidt encourage Winston to reconnect with an old college girlfriend. And elsewhere, the universe struggles to not implode as a result of Lizzy Caplan AND Zooey Deschanel appearing on the same TV show.
10pm, FX
Justified
Raylan’s headed for trouble with the new head of the Dixie Mafia when he decides to take down a particularly mean Oxycontin dealer. Meanwhile, Boyd attempts to win back parts of his family’s empire but his methods threaten to ruin the whole thing.
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 10pm, Comedy Central
Tosh.0
TV’s most gay-obsessed straight dude Daniel Tosh returns from hiatus tonight to quash rumors of his being replaced and also learn tips on how to meet European men. Plus, he’ll present the usual array of ludicrous web clips and unveil his brand-new wardrobe, which definitely won’t be ridiculous. No, that wouldn’t be Daniel Tosh’s style at all.
10pm, USA
White Collar
True Blood‘s Joe Manganiello throws his handsomeness hat into the handsomeness ring when he guest-stars as a criminal who Peter and Neal suspect to be a part of hotel robbery ring. Highly susceptible ladies of leisure are advised to lay out smelling salts on their fainting couches prior to tuning in.
11:31pm, Comedy Central
Björk on The Colbert Report
Here’s a Tuesday treat for you: Legendary musician, actress, and art persona Björk stops by The Colbert Report to discuss her new album/iPad app experience Biophilia. Wait, WHO is stopping by WHERE? This couldn’t be anything less than awesome, right?
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF…
Inside the Actors Studio: George Clooney, 7 p.m., Bravo
90210, 8 p.m., CW
Switched at Birth, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
Celebrity Wife Swap: Mick Foley & Antonio Sabato Jr., SEASON 1 FINALE, 9 p.m., ABC
Dance Moms, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Dirty Jobs, 9 p.m., Discovery
Jane by Design, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, 9 p.m., WE
Ringer, 9 p.m., CW
Shipping Wars, 9 p.m., A&E
Sorority Girls, SERIES PREMIERE, 9 p.m., TLC
Raising Hope, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Ink Master, 10 p.m., Spike
Southland, 10 p.m., TNT
Tabatha Takes Over, 10 p.m., Bravo
Teen Mom 2, 10 p.m., MTV
The Game, 10 p.m., BET
Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Undercover Princes, SERIES PREMIERE, 10 p.m., TLC
Key & Peele, SERIES PREMIERE, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Let’s Stay Together, 11 p.m., BET
LATE-NITE PICKS:
Jack McBrayer on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Martin Scorsese & Kenneth Branagh on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Michelle Obama on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Ringo Starr on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Stephen Merchant on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
The Horrors on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?
