Wowza — “It’s cheaper to keep her” is an age-old adage Tiger Woods is likely holding dear these days.

The philandering sportsman will pony over three-quarters of a billion dollars in his divorce battle with his allegedly club-wielding wife, Elin.

Want us to do the math? That’s 750 million smacks.

In exchange for the massive sum, Elin has agreed to keep her flytrap shut about Woods’ arsenal of bedroom bunnies and dalliances with other women during their union.

“Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger’s main fear is her telling her story after he’s rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin’s legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets,” a FOX News tipster divulges. “The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot. Everything’s signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days.”

In addition, Elin will retain sole physical custody of the couple’s two children; Sam Alexis, 3, and Charlie, 1.

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