‘General Hospital’: Who does accident-prone Jason think he is now? — EXCLUSIVE TEASER

Okay, someone really needs to keep Jason from getting behind the wheel of his car. Now that Jason Morgan (Steve Burton) went and got himself into yet another auto accident on General Hospital, the women in his life (his mom, his ex, his fiancee — oy, there are so many!) are now dreaming of what life could have been, had his memory not been wiped clean in the first place.

This makes my head hurt. Clearly, I’m not alone: Check out Jason’s “injuries” in this action-packed promo: