“Beautiful” Girls Of The Social Network Get A Theme Song!

This video goes out to all you “MySpace Models!”

(Wait, do people still hang out on MySpace?)

Actor, dancer and YouTube comic Robert Hoffman has put together a hilarious — and at times biting — video with a very important message for women who frequent sites like MySpace, Twitter, and Facebook: Sporting your muffin top in a midriff for Model Mayhem pics “doesn’t make you a model!” If you’re one of the legions of “MySpace Models” or “Fab Facebook Stunners,” please sew this message on a pillow and hold it close to your heart! (Trust me, your chances of becoming the next Tila Tequila are about as slim as my odds of squeezing into my thighs into last summer’s bikini.)

Check out this funny parody music video.