‘Celebrity Apprentice’: And the fired celebrities are…

[SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have watched Monday’s episodes of The Celebrity Apprentice.]

Two more celebrities were fired tonight by Donald Trump in another back-to-back episode extravaganza that also featured Geraldo Rivera in a top hat and tails, two Real Housewives frolicking in lingerie on Ian Ziering’s bed, and an appearance by the late great Joan Rivers, who acted as an advisor on the first task.

The first project had the teams creating a mobile boutique to promote Ivanka Trump’s shoe line, leading Sig Hansen to complain that, “All of our tasks have been so feminine lately I can’t find my penis in the morning.” (Keep looking!) Vivica Fox’s team lost, but Shawn Johnson was fired for not stepping up as Project Manager/being too boring. Joan Rivers also got a good zinger in about offering Geraldo the card for her plastic surgeon.

Then, for the second challenge, the teams were asked to create a viral video for Chock Full o’ Nuts. Project Manager Leeza Gibbons had feuding Housewives Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville partake in a fantasy foursome with Ian Ziering and Johnny Damon, which was enough to beat Lorenzo Lamas’ concept that had something to do with Geraldo walking around Washington Square Park looking vaguely like Mr. Peanut. After Lorenzo refused to bring anyone back into the Boardroom, he was fired on the spot. The Renegade has left the building.

My full recap will be up soon, but feel free to weigh in with your thoughts in the meantime. Were the right people fired? And whom are you loving and loathing so far? Plus, for more Celebrity Apprentice new and views, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.