Jon Benjamin Has a Van, I Shouldn’t Be Alive, and the finale of Men of a

What to watch on Wednesday, July 6.

Hey, how are you? Just checkin’ in, seein’ how you’re doin’. You look okay. I know you’re probably still feelin’ down since your pet albino python escaped, somehow started your car, and then drove it off a cliff. Of course you are, that’s not the kind of thing anyone ever gets over. Well, take comfort in the fact that tonight you can watch tons of TV, okay?

8pm, Fox
So You Think You Can Dance
What a good season so far! But let’s get real: Is there ANY chance at all that Melanie won’t win this thing? I guess there’s always a possibility she’ll be slightly less perfect than usual, but color me skeptical. Anyway, tonight the top 14 perform and there will probably be another drunken and/or exuberant funnywoman guest judge.

Men of a Certain Age
Now that this show has proven its main thesis (old dudes feel angst), it’s started moving into more inspirational territory: It’s never too late for old dudes to follow their dreams. Tonight Joe will embrace his golf dreams when he becomes eligible for the “senior tour,” plus Terry will discover a new passion of his own.

10pm, USA
Necessary Roughness
Tonight Dani counsels a news anchor who makes an embarrassing mistake on-air, plus Matt refuses to let T.K. (Mehcad Brooks) play in his game. Since it’s Mehcad Brooks, I’m guessing he’ll be wearing a towel the whole time? #acting

SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 9pm, Animal Planet
I Shouldn’t Be Alive
Two things I love are great titles and terrible re-enactments, and this show definitely has both of those things. In tonight’s season premiere, a group of skiers (whom I choose to imagine as Polo-clad blonde jerks, just like in ’80s movies) accidentally cause an avalanche while celebrating New Year’s Eve. Watch out, Chad!

10:30pm, Comedy Central
Jon Benjamin Has a Van
Sorry you guys, but this show is terrific. Its fake-news premise is hilariously half-hearted, its sketches are quick and insane, and it frequently features some of the best comedic actors in the business of show. In addition to H. Jon Benjamin’s usual shenanigans, tonight we’ll get another segment of “Shame on Me,” featuring The Mighty Boosh‘s Rich Fulcher as a hard-hitting investigative journalist who only reports on his own shortcomings. When I am in charge I will greenlight a million seasons of this thing.


Melissa & Joey, 8 p.m., ABC Family
Minute to Win It
, 8 p.m., NBC
Web Soup
, 8 p.m., G4
State of Georgia, 8:30 p.m., ABC Family
America’s Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
Flipping Out, SEASON 5 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Bravo
Franklin & Bash, 9 p.m., TNT
Haunted Collector, SEASON 1 FINALE, 9 p.m., Syfy
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
Royal Pains, 9 p.m., USA
Behind the Music: Ice Cube, 10 p.m., VH1
Hollywood Treasure, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 & 10:30 p.m., Syfy
Hot in Cleveland, 10 p.m., TV Land
Love in the Wild, 10 p.m., NBC
Primetime Nightline: Beyond Belief, 10 p.m., ABC
Rocco’s Dinner Party, 10 p.m., Bravo
The Challenge: Rivals, 10 p.m., MTV
The Devil You Know, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
The World According to Paris, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 10 p.m., Science
Toddlers & Tiaras, 10 p.m., TLC
Happily Divorced, 10:30 p.m., TV Land


Da Brat on The Mo’Nique Show, 11 p.m., BET
Jennifer Aniston on Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 11 p.m., Comedy Central
Rosie Perez on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS

What are you watching tonight?

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